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Giraffe Culture:

Giraffes are mysterious cult which occupy Chatango. The giraffes believe that God (Brontosaurus), created them in his own divine image. Giraffes have now made it their mission, their own holy crusade, to make people convert to giraffism. An easy way to spot a giraffe is by their username as it will contain the word Giraffe, and often but not always it will be sexual. Giraffes can simply do no wrong, they are the purest of all the animals. Mere mortals cannot understand the true power of their giraffe overlords. Giraffes cannot be immoral, they cannot be evil, they cannot be cruel or racist, they are simply animals and merely cannot do wrong. Although all giraffes follow the divine teachings of Brontosaurus, there are some which also follow the deity known as Moonman due to many seeing him as an idol of hope and purity.  

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Various verses extracted from the Giraffe Bible:

WiseGiraffe 12:2: "Fire, water, air and dirt, fuckin' magnets, how do they work?"

YardGiraffe 1:1: "yard sale yard sale yard sale yard sale yard sale yard sale yard sale yard sale"

ReligiousGiraffe 2:5: "Don't eat shellfish"

DoomedGiraffe420 4:20: "I have testicular cancer"

LennyGiraffe 6:9: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

DragoGiraffe 3:1: "GOT E"

SexyGiraffe 1:2: "OBEY SAMPLE TEXT"

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